Dog Poop Pays My Bills – A Poem

poop scooping by sit-stay-playPicking up poop isn’t for people that get grossed out easily.

Picking up poop pays my bills.

Picking up poop gives me a decent workout.

My biceps get strengthened, my hamstrings do too.

Picking up poop makes my stomach queasy.

Other times it’s no big deal.

What makes it bad is the crap on my shoes,

the funk in the air.

Huge bumble bees are mad when I pick up their pads.

Bumble bees make Doberman poop their humble abodes

and bzzz, bzzz, bzzz all around my nose.

Picking up poop allows me a flexible schedule

and the freedom to listen to tunes while I work.

Picking up poop has allowed me to meet some terrific people

and their pooches full of poop.

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Stay Spiffy,

Kelley Stewart

CEO|Pet Sitter

sit-stay-play In-home pet sitting & more.LLC

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